KKK Grand Wizard comes out, announces Homosexuality…

KKK Grand Wizard announces homosexuality, “proud of it”

Salem, AL (GNC) - The Ku Klux Klan, more commonly known as the KKK, has become infamous for its crusades against blacks, Jews, and until now - homosexuals. But when a Grand Wizard, the highest ranked member of the KKK, came out of the closet last week and announced his homosexuality, some were baffled while others were supportive.

“I am proud to announce that I am a homosexual,” said John Carolina, the Grand Wizard. “And I want everybody to know that this development will not interfere with my goal towards the construction of a white nation.”

Mr. Carolina was seen at the meeting with his significant other, William Maddox. Though Maddox is not a member of the KKK, he voiced his support, saying “I am behind John in everything he does. I’m just glad that he found the courage to live freely and without fear. He can finally be himself.”

Johnathon Carolina has been an active member of the KKK since he was 14 years old. And though he admits to having protested homosexuality in the past, it wasn’t until 16 that he realized he was gay. At first, John says, he vigorously denied it and tried to suppress his homosexual feelings, but when he met another Klansman that was gay, he became more open to his sexuality.

John went through roughly 6 homosexual relationships with various klansmen before he found William Maddox, who encouraged him to be open about his sexuality and accept who he is.

“Homosexuality is rampant in the KKK,” John says. “But everybody is very quiet about it. It’s very suppressed. I am hoping to finally bring all the klansmen out of the closet!”

Since John has come out, over 300 other klansmen have followed suit, finally being who they are after years of suppression.

“It’s a wonderful day,” says James Werman, a life-time member of the KKK. “And I march towards the day when I can walk down the streets, hand in hand with my boyfriend, living and breathing in a uniformly white nation.”

POSTED AT 11:09:39 BEN BURGMAN, SALEM, ALABAMA

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112 Responses to “KKK Grand Wizard comes out, announces Homosexuality…”

  1. thats bloody ironic!!!!

  2. What a load of BS. You’d think he’s understand how it felt to be discriminated against for something that you can’t control.

  3. faggot ass kkk bitches

  4. he’s gonna get shot

  5. wait until they discover big, black cock!!!

  6. lol he’s in the KKGay

  7. this is probably fake..

  8. No, you’re probably fake.

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  10. This is brilliant.

  11. Where are the sources for this bullshit? I did a search on google and nothing turned up.

  12. A Southern twist to the gay “white party”…..

  13. this website is really stupid…u shouldnt be discriminated for something like that…let people love who they want to…and STOP judging them…its stupid

  14. I’d like to thank you all for supporting my lifestyle. I don’t see why the other Klansmen should care. I too enjoy killing Niggers because they are black. Just because I like it up the ass does not give them a reason to hate me.

  15. fake.

  16. Clearly a fake…. there’s no Salem, AB. In fact there’s no AB. The two-letter code for the state of Alabama is AL.

    So clearly no real news source would have written that.

    :)

  17. “We hate blacks, but we LOVE butts!”

  18. KKK worships white cocKKK in new ways… too bad they’re still dumb as hell.

  19. “We hate blacks, but we LOVE butts!”

    -Eric

    They should make that into a bumper sticker.

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  21. This is fake — they got the two-letter code for the state wrong. AB is for Alberta in CANADA. Alabama uses AL. (Alaska uses AK.)

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  22. Its not Just that he likes buttsex (doesent everyone?) but he likes man sex. And thats nasty.

  23. I think the giveaway is:

    “Homosexuality is rampant in the KKK.”

    pushing the envelope of this hoax over the top. I’ll believe it when I see klansman holding hands while burning white crosses in their lawns next to their confederate flags on
    youtube.

  24. Fuck all you faggot ass kkk bitches in the ass from MN cuz black people are fucking cool. isnt that right Chef Jesus

  25. to: alabama man & Daniele June:

    With how poorly people edit their writing these days, wouldn’t common sense dictate that perhaps they just made a typo and wrote AB instead of AL.

    It would have taken you an ounce of common sense and two seconds to locate Salem, AL: http://maps.google.com/maps?f=q&hl=en&q=salem,+al&ie=UTF8&om=1&ll=33.486435,-85.880127&spn=3.81132,7.470703&z=7&iwloc=addr

    …though I’m not sure if the article is true or not…

  26. IDK, sure, i guess, lol

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  28. ian stuart was gay too so this does not suprise me at all.

  29. Gays deserve to die, the end.

  30. Dude, you pulled almost 1000 Diggs with this fake story! Plus about 100 comments from people who thought it was real.

    OUTSTANDING job. The jig is up, with the “possibly innacurate” tag now on the article, but I got a TON of laughs off the comments, and the article.

    We are ALL behind you in everything you do ;-)

  31. ALL RIGHT! This brings me closer to my life-long dream of fucking a nazi in the butt! Maybe I should start with Tiger-Zer0…

  32. The only listing for John Carolina I could find was on a website called WhitePages.com…

  33. LAWLZ WRECKS!! i get it……I dont really care if its accurate or not, its the fact that someone had the brilliance to put a story of a GAY KKK MAN!!! LMFAO! If its true, than LAWLZ! if its fake, then my hat goes off to teh brilliant writer…oh and LAWLZ!

  34. next thing you know they’ll be arming all the knights of the kkk with giant dildos.

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  38. Huh

  39. Tiger Zero will bring his own KY, more than slightly used.

  40. Though Maddox is not a member of the KKK, he voiced his support, saying “I am behind John in everything he does. I’m just glad that he found the courage to live freely and without fear. He can finally be himself.”

    Didn’t anyone else see the humor in this statement….I am behind John….yep! He’s right behind him. Whooppeee!

  41. Dave Chapelle already did this in a skit that aired in an episode of his show showing stuff that didn’t make it in to the regular season. It’s obviously fake. On the Chapelle skit, they had gay KKK members in pink sheets.

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  57. Jesus, you know what. I’m sorry. That comment I made earlier was really inappropriate. The truth is, it’s just I have a hard time dealing with the topic of homosexuality because I’M a homosexual. I’ve just been in the closet for so damned long… but it feels good to finally tell some people. I really hope to tell my family soon and now that the KKK is accepting gays, maybe it will make it easier to come out to my fellow Klansmen!

    I always did have a crush on that boy Brian Holding who marched with me in Washington. Maybe now him and I can be boyfriends! Wouldn’t that be great…

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  59. I don’t think you need to see an incorrect lettarage for a state to know that its fake. Its definitely fake. But its definitely FUNNY. And it will definitely piss off a lot of KKK people. As if they weren’t amd enough already. =P

    -Richard

  60. please take note of the name of the Grand Wizard’s lover…

    if you still don’t understand what I’m pointing out, google it.

  61. Ha ha ha. You guys have missed the most hilarious aspects of this article. His lover states he “Got in behind” him, Jesus I bet he does everynight.

    Lol and the grand dragon says theres hundreds of gay people like himself in the KKK. Oh my god this is outageously funny! I mean you gotta be a fag to be in the KKK anyway.

    Next time you hear te rallying cry “Get in behind the Klan” you know precisely what they mean. I mean would you want a klansman backing you up!

    You yanks are crazy!!!!!!!!

  62. I’m kkk, so he’s gay huh? Then he,s KKK’d!

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  80. This is fake; the sentance structure is horrible >_>… Don’t be facist by saying KKK members are faggots, that makes you no better or tolerant than them. 1/10 people are gay so have phun ther mah friend.

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  83. even if it was fake, it still makes me lawlz out loud….with all the hate the kkk spews, might as well throw some bck

  84. You can bet this man is having some real identify mix-up crises. A redneck bigot who is gay? Is he also born-again? What’s next?
    I have never heard of a gay Klansman. As a gay Viet Nam Veteran and supporter of gay equality, this is a complete contradiction of everything we stand for! If anyone should renounce the KKK it is a gay man! What kind of intolerance message does this send out? I am shocked and disgusted! Racial bias is on par with anti-Semitism and homo hatred. The KKK and Nazi party are twin hate groups. What gives here?

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  86. And you typical dumbed down Americans believe this liberal propaganda once again. Meanwhile most White Americans are afraid to come out and admit to agreeing with the White Power movement. There is racism in every race, against every race.So, this belief that only whites are guilty of racism is ludicrous.Wake up America. We Will Only Get Along Separated. Obama brought “Change”,pocket change.

  87. I can’t wait to tell all my white gay friends, who are racist, now will be the best time for them all to join the KKK. They will be able to wear white all year long. Plus, they’ll get to march in the front of the parade wearing a hood and a white flowing dress. Oh I hope the black panthers don’t turn gay.

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